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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
A step by step guide, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**
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Resolved Question: Does cerebral atrophy follow on from a stroke?Is it possible that the strokes happen back in 1996 whe?
In 1996 I had an allergic reaction and was admitted to casualty. Adrenaline was mistakenly injected into a vein in my wrist. I got a pain in the back of my head and the heart monitor alarmed. My blood pressure went to 240 over 120. I was given a heart scan, which proved to be ok. They then continued to inject the remaining adrenaline into my vein; again the heart monitor alarmed and the pain in the head returned. My blood pressure was normal before they gave me the adrenaline.
Before I left the casualty (3hrs later) I went to the toilet and found that there was blood in my urine.
After that I noticed that I was gaining fluid and my shirts were tight around my neck. I also had a dull pain in the back of my head in the same place I had felt the pain the night I was in causality.
I was diagnosed with cerebral atrophy some 4 years ago. And this year I have now been diagnosed with numerous ischemic strokes.
I had a head scan after the allergic reaction to rule out any small bleed. I was told that the scan was normal however the neurologist this year told me that the scan showed Cerebral Atrophy.
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